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Jun 2004 |
Dr. Thinky will begin giving away Gmail accounts shortly... OK people, settle down. As the world's leading Super Genius I was asked early on by the folks at Google to review their Gmail email system. As you may have heard, Gmail allows you to search messages, blocks spam and gives you 1 GB of storage, blah, blah, blah... it's not like they created Thinkum or anything. Anyways, as you are aware, non-geniuses flock like lemmings at these sorts of "new" and "revolutionary" products and services and attempt to grab them like they're the last Twinkie in Wal-Mart. Unfortunately for you lemmings, there are no Twinkies in Wal-Mart in this instance: Gmail is available by invite only - you have to be a Super Genius or know one to get into this party. Well, you may not be Super Geniuses, but you definitely know one. I have quite a collection of Gmail invites to pass out and I am announcing a contest. The winners will receive invites to create their own exclusive Gmail accounts before other pathetic non-genius lemmings join in and steal all the good screen names. The only question is: what is the contest? My IQ is simply too high to communicate with the average man. If I were to offer a challenging contest you all would surely fail miserably and nobody would win the Gmail accounts. Therefore I am asking for your suggestions. Email me or post your suggestions as comments. I will choose the best suggestion as the contest. We will begin on Tuesday, June 15. That is all. The Russian models await. |
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11 Jun 2004 | chuck added...
ooo! ooo! pick me, pick me! *waves hand feverishly in the air*
ummmm, i will forever be grateful for your generousity.
please?
if not, could the contest be:
the first (however many invites you have) people to comment on this post?